I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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