I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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