So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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