yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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