My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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