After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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