im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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