Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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