i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
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She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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