Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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