Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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