yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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