walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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