talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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