She is in my trunk
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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