There is no way he is gay with that hair.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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