I am puke
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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