Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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