it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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