Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She's the barista slut.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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