You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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