Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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