He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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