when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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