So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize