new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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