to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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