What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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