All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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