After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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