you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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