Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I met the friendliest cop last night
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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