Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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