walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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