I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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