Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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