That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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