btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I touched a dick in church today
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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