I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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