I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
ugly people sure do ruin things
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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