We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
People in love make me want to vomit
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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