Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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