So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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