is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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