Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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