yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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