Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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