my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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