i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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