Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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